The expectations going into marriage are often over-inflated. Responses to conflict sometimes seems harsh. During stressful times, people may look back and yearn for the single life again. Finally, as marriages continue to grow through time, faults become increasingly evident.
Its time to take time out to relax and temporarily release the serious issues of life. Take the time to enjoy funny marriage quotes.
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. "--Mae West
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -- Rita Rudner
"Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them." --Samuel Pepys
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it. - Lyndon B. Johnson
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?” -Barbra Streisand
"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. "--Jack Benny
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. More funny Irwin Corey
